Thursday, August 31, 2006

Policeman’s jokes

Ok, people now it is time for something else. I will write a few jokes about policeman that are translated from Croatian but who cares.

How policeman makes ink.
He kicks water until it turns blue.

How policeman opens a can.
He aims in her with gun and yells: "open in name of justice”.

How many policeman’s do you need to change a light bulb.
Four. One is standing on the table and holding a light bulb, two of them are turning the table.
Last one is holding gun and watching that first doesn’t get killed buy electricity.

That’s all for now see you tomorrow.

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