Thursday, September 07, 2006
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Jokes
World leaders have invited American, Japanese and Bosnian to se who of them has more sophisticated brain.
So first they open Americans head and there is pretty god brain with some modifications.
Then they open Japanese head and there they find lots of electronic gadgets so they where pretty imprested.
Finally they open head of Bosnians and they find just one peace of wire from one ear to another so they were interested what that wire is doing her so they decide to cut it.
So they cut it and his ears fall off.
What is blonde with black forelock.
Artificial intelligence.
What is blonde girl between two red heads.
Mind blocking buffer
Policeman is walking and he sees a blonde knocking on the column of street-light so he asks her what is she doing. She tells him that she has seen advert on the column that they rent place and she I knocking for them to open up.
And policeman said that is strange that nobody opens because light is on.
My apologies to policeman’s, blondes and to Bosnians, I don’t have anything against you ( I personally like you).
So first they open Americans head and there is pretty god brain with some modifications.
Then they open Japanese head and there they find lots of electronic gadgets so they where pretty imprested.
Finally they open head of Bosnians and they find just one peace of wire from one ear to another so they were interested what that wire is doing her so they decide to cut it.
So they cut it and his ears fall off.
What is blonde with black forelock.
Artificial intelligence.
What is blonde girl between two red heads.
Mind blocking buffer
Policeman is walking and he sees a blonde knocking on the column of street-light so he asks her what is she doing. She tells him that she has seen advert on the column that they rent place and she I knocking for them to open up.
And policeman said that is strange that nobody opens because light is on.
My apologies to policeman’s, blondes and to Bosnians, I don’t have anything against you ( I personally like you).
Friday, September 01, 2006
Women drivers
Why do they or are they driving worse you can leave your thoughts in comments .
Far as I am considered in general they drive worse. I don’t now why is that I don’t now: maybe they think about something else or they are more scared with talks about women bad driving or etc.
I now whenever I am yelling trough the window in 90% it is women driver. But I have meet some women that I can call Schumi (Schumacher). Here are some picks.
Yes it is a women:)
Far as I am considered in general they drive worse. I don’t now why is that I don’t now: maybe they think about something else or they are more scared with talks about women bad driving or etc.
I now whenever I am yelling trough the window in 90% it is women driver. But I have meet some women that I can call Schumi (Schumacher). Here are some picks.
Yes it is a women:)
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