Policeman’s jokes

Ok, people now it is time for something else. I will write a few jokes about policeman that are translated from Croatian but who cares.

How policeman makes ink.
He kicks water until it turns blue.

How policeman opens a can.
He aims in her with gun and yells: "open in name of justice”.

How many policeman’s do you need to change a light bulb.
Four. One is standing on the table and holding a light bulb, two of them are turning the table.
Last one is holding gun and watching that first doesn’t get killed buy electricity.



That’s all for now see you tomorrow.

Wind power

Last week I was driving trough Croatia (Dalmatia) and I saw maybe 10 wind power plants on top of the hill and I was amused for few kilometers with how nice they look. Last night I was watching TV and I saw documentary about those power plants and find out that they are making power for about 10000 houses, that they pay of themselves in 14 years and that they cost about 17 mil $. Next thing I was surfing and find out that energy that is produced that way is cheaper than energy made in coal power plants and even 4 times cheaper than in gas power plant. So question is way do we bother about energy. We have just start building wind power plants because they are cheaper, cleaner and they look nice. Of course you cant build them anywhere but still it is nice idea ( better one than nuclear power).
Here are some links:

Wind Costs Compared to Other Energy Sources
Wind energy
Wind power
Wind Energy Basics
The Future of Wind Power

So can you compare two pictures below. I am sure that you can not.

Scientology

Today I was surfing on the Internet and I have bumped up on Scientology site, so I was trying to find out a little bit more about that. So I found up if you don’t have any money you start at the bottom (like slave) and If you have money you can start on half way (when you get served) to the top if you are making donations. Another thing that is interesting that there is a lot of actors that are trying to become famous because they can meet some of the famous actors there like Tom Cruise etc. So I wonder do that people have TV, radio or internet and do they think with their own head. If you want to find a little bit more about this scam visit http://www.xenu.net/

Sex

Did anyone noticed that time before you get to bed with someone decreases as people are getting older. When you are in high school you are scared, later you want it but you can get it and etc. Finally you get laid after first coffee. Last stop on that road is I have a headache. So here is a little picture to all of you out there.

Stars before they were stars

This is a video of stars before they were stars. It is funny to see all this people in low budget movies. Here you can see Brad Pitt, Kurt Russell, Jean Claude van Damme, John Travolta, Geri Halliwell, Jennifer Aniston and more. And I want to thanks all off you clicking on adds. Amount earned until now is 2.96 $ (ha, ha, ha:)). But we are not giving up.
Stars, before they were stars.

Most expensive cocktail

Most expensive cocktail on the world you can drink in hotel “Merchant” in Belfast for 750 ₤.
Cocktail consists of few different kinds of expensive drinks among which is 200 years old cognac, 17 years old rum in a glass surrounded by 23 karat gold flakes. “Cocktail is worth every penny spent” accordingly to waiter of the bar (can anyone calculate what would be the tip for that cocktail :) ).

Perez Hilton

Today I have found up a great site that is so funny that you just have to visit it.
It is called www.perezhilton.com and there you will find pictures that you cant find anywhere on the net. Texts with pictures are short but that’s just more than enough to make you smile.
Now my top list :
1. Seinfeld
2. perezhilton.com

so until tomorrow enjoy with perezhilton.com

Ronaldinho Bottle Opener

Italy-Croatia 0:2
I am so sorry that I was wrong (ha,ha).
Not so good game as my satisfaction. They are after all world champions.
I have found some funny staff today on the net.
Maybe all of you don’t now that Brazilians are mad about their teams performance on the last world cup and among them on theirs biggest star Ronaldhino. So they have found a way to laugh on their account for a while.
May I present Ronaldinho Bottle Opener.
Until tomorrow enjoy this pictures.

End of vacation

Ok people,
I am back from my vacation.
I had a great time and I am really relaxed right now.
What can I say. I have promised some pictures from it and a have failed but I will try to make it up to you in a next few days ( there will be a lot of pictures and maybe some videos).
Today’s top theme in Croatia is tonight’s game between Croatia and Italy which is current world champion. We have a good team, new manager and game could go both ways so we have to vait and see. My prediction is Italy-Croatia 1-2.
For you that have been clicking on adds thanks , because my current earnings have doubled and now they are 2,74$ :-).
That’s is a little less that I have imagined but I have some ideas so we will see.
About vacations of celebrities:

Paris Hilton – why magazines are writing about vacation of Paris Hilton because she is on vacation whole year. (what does she do)





Tori spelling -. Finally she gets what she deserves (father didn’t left her anything). What kind off a person sues her own mother.




For the end something about horror. See last picture of Britney